Those Gold and Silver remakes will be coming out in the near future. Perhaps now is a good time to start considering important things. Things such as which starter you will chose.

YEAH RIGHT, LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING TO CONSIDER.

Forget those losers Meganium and Feraligatr. Grass-types? They have five weaknesses. Lame. And water types? They're weak to grass they're so lame. And you can go get a water type anywhere. Probably a better one haha.

So what's left? FIRE. Unlike those other noob types, FIRE is awesome. FIRE will cause burns and halve your opponent's attack power and do a bunch of damage every turn. What are you going to do with water? Splash around a bit? Haha.

Water and Grass are common crap that you can pick up anywhere. But FIRE types are rare. We're an elite group or epic and awesome and you won't find another very easily if you don't start with one.

And when my main man brings the SUN POWER those morons won't even know what the hell to do because our power will be MAXIMUM. And in the sunlight we have INSTANT SOLARBEAM to deal with anyone who tries to resist the power of fire. Except Dragon types, but they are also elite and awesome so they're cool.


In the words of that awesome general guy:
FIRE IS THE BEST!